Unity of Opposites Tour

“Why is it that automatic toilets flush like four hundred times while I’m peeing, but automatic hand dryers refuse to see me??”

“Oh, and yeah, that was totally me who burped super loud during “Waiting for You” tonight, me, yep.”

“Oh, and yeah, that was totally me who burped super loud during “Waiting for You” tonight, me, yep.”

“FLIP FLOPS on the road – don’t forget these again!” and more juicy tidbits

“FLIP FLOPS on the road – don’t forget these again!” and more juicy tidbits

“FLIP FLOPS on the road – don’t forget these again!” and more juicy tidbits

“Sooooo be sure to check if there IS a toilet seat before you sit down ::sploosh::”

Everything takes Pi times as long as I think it will, always, nothing in my life takes less time. I need to get better at this. Time is just so liquid.

Sasha’s first batch of tour notes for the Unity of Opposites tour that is imminently launching.